Yesterday I felt some tremors inside my tiny brain which anyways never function but has been slowly and surely breached to be unresponsive towards humanity and sensitivity for viewing some mind blasting flicks such as Tezz, Ishaqzaade, Department and Rowdy Rathore .
Long time ago when internet had made a foray into our lives, guys and girls used to make a beeline at cybercafés across their respective lanes to explore a phenomenon called as CHAT. Yahoo mail id’s were created, chat rooms were full and there used to be a long list of unknown people in your messenger list who sometimes even met or even got in an affair and the lucky ones even had a chance to ding-dong just for the thrill of it. Over the years it has faded with advent of Facebook, Twitter etc. and nobody seems to be interested on that route. But on a lazy Sunday, I took the brave option of venturing inside a chat room just like I was courageous enough to watch Rowdy Rathore last night.
My experience of watching it can be summed up by the sheer force of chat requests and spamming I was subjected to on my entire time spent there.
UTV_Loosemotions: Hi People, whats up everyone?
Sanjay_Laila4u: Anyone want to chat with a lonely and depressed guy after some big flops?
Prabhu_LongD: I need a strong boy to tell me what to do. IM me if thats you.
Sanjay_Laila4u: I just got out of the shower… I need help pickin my career.. suggestions fellas?
Prabhu_LongD: you can always hit me up in private msg, friendly male here
RajaMaullied: so im thinking its time to get freaky. Remake a nasty hit boyz!
Sanjay_Laila4u: im sooo tired of my depressing crap
RajaMaullied: make me laugh and ill send you somethin special guys
Sanjay_Laila4u: My next film will be shot entirely outdoors..
Prabhu_LongD: I will never remake a film
RajaMaullied: ROFLMAO =)) …. I give you Vikramarkudu
Akki_NoChest: is this room full of beardos?
Prabhu_LongD: add me if youre lookin for a hit fella
Forehead_Sona: Howdy im a busty lady, work with middle age guys
Prabhu_LongD, Akk_NoChest, Sanjay_Laila4u to Forehead_Sona: Webcam request pending
UTV_Loosemotions: Don’t hit on me…Balan will be furious
Forehead_Sona: hey handsome men damsel in distress here msg me hehe
Horny_Sajid_Wajid: No one can compete here with us in this department
Ramu_Aag: Department….Don’t ANGRY me
Sandeep_Chowta: Rathore…Rathore…Rathore…Rathore…Will give a thumping I mean background score
Nasser_hamguy: Ummm…..I will play a Chennai ka Bihari…
Akki_NoChest: My futcka….440 watt jhatkka
Forehead_Sona: Webcam permission given
Yashpal_SharmaNoSharam: im taking off my clothes on my web cam now (Removed from chat room)
Prabhu_LongD: so ive got a hit on and thats about it. any fellas interested? (Marked as Spam)
Sanjay_Laila4u: Finally I will get a hit (Report for Abuse)
Akki_NoChest: Don’t angry me…I do what I say..I do what I don’t say too (Ignore User Permanently)
Ajay Nair: Yahoo ID & Messenger deleted
If my above conversation does not make any sense so does the movie. I am thankful that you guys took the pain of reading it because you need to take a bath again for reading this trash and I am off writing for a long long time after this.